the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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