Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I want a musical about memes.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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