You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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