You smell like a Billy Joel song
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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