so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
is that a dick in a sweater?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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