I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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