at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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