after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Come back. Shots need mouths.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
