They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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