is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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