Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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