Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
