and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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