btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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