My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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