Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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