I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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