he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Quick, to the slutcave!
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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