He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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