Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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