i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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