shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You can't just leave with hair like that
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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