lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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