Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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