Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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