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Pappa wants mamma naked
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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