As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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