Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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