We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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