That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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