This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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