just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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