we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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