My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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