idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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