well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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