So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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