They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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