halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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