I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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