Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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