i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
they need to just BURY HIM!
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
