i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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