I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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