he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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