it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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