The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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