I feel like I'm in dance class right now
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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