Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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