A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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